January 30th, 2009 by Putnam

Bacon Rap™ #1 Pointless Peanut Butter Rap

P to the B to the Nut to da urr
This rap song is for the gurl
she’s the one that shook the joint
her video it has no point

pop that peanut from it’s shell
putnam has no point as well
I will make you shake and shudder
when I rap of peanut butter

Creamy crunchy smooth and chunky
watch the pig and not the monkey
peter pan and lots of jif
smell the peanuts get a whiff

nice and nutty silky smooth
watch the pig now bust a move

P to the B to the Nut to da urr
This rap song is for that gurl
she’s the one that shook the joint
her video it had no point

here’s the pig with his reply
got no point but sure is fly
words that float and like to flutter
all about dat peanut butter

oh creamy chunky and dreamy
smooth like silk i need milk

January 30th, 2009 by Putnam

Pigisode™ #3 Google Verb Meme For Vlogbrothers Hank

In response to vlogbrothers Hank’s invitation to participate in the Google verb meme, here are my fill in the blanks for the following questions:

GOOGLE MEME! Answer the following questions.

Q: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.

Q: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.

Q: Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.

Q: Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.

Q:Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.

Q: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.

Q: Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.

Q: Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.

Q: Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.

Q: Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search.

Q: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search.

Q: Type in “[your name] loves” in Google Search.

January 30th, 2009 by Putnam

Pigisode™ #2 - Forgetfulness

We all have moments of forgetfulness. In today’s pigisode, I discuss the different forms of memory loss and give you the secret to never again forgetting another thing.

January 30th, 2009 by Putnam

Pigisode™ #1 - Bank Robberies

With the economy rolling in the mud, it seems only fitting to cover the topic of Bank Robberies.