January 30th, 2009 by Putnam

Bacon Rap™ #2 First Fifteen

This is my thank you to the first fifteen subscribers

I wanted to say thank you my first fifteen
youll never know just exactly what it means

you’ve touched the heart of this little pig
each one of you i’ll always dig

Cold Core Thunderstorm you were the very first
You almost made this little pig’s heart burst

Thank you to Genn333
You”ll always mean the world to me

A big shout out to Halster310
I’m grateful more than you’ll ever know

JonnyBrotherJr, he’s from the UK
I’m glad you subscribed - more than I can say!

OjustBETHANY you rock my world
Putnam thinks you’re an awesome girl!

Hopeonatenspeed please be mine for keeps
I enjoyed that video of you eating peeps

To Mypanicedromance1824
For you subscribing I will always adore

JamEzcb subscribed to me too
I just really truly want to say a big “thank you”!

Josephinebijoux- did I pronounce that wrong?
All my appreciation is in the song

PutnamPigFan1 I know who you are
And you are the cutest thing to ever play guitar

SuperSweet1223 also known as Hanna
I’m so glad you like my videos you’re a top banana!

To the awesome PlanetBierwagen (or is that said biervagen)
I’m so happy you’re my friend I nearly split my noggin

Let’s not forget luciduschick as well as the sister
Putnam thinks you are more fun than the game of twister

Doddygraet from liverpool from what i hear you’re still in school
Either way i think you’re great and you i sure appreciate

Last not least is pokethemon, so lets all dance a jig
i’m so glad that you subscribed, but please don’t poke the pig.

Thanks my good friends Sam, Chirstine, Tristan, Nicholas too
and of course your mother Java J who can really belt a tune

A special shout to my friend Michael I hope you liked this song
If you play it fifty times your mom might sing along.

Tammi Brian Devin rock it up in the north
to you much love from putnam will always pour forth

January 30th, 2009 by Putnam

Bacon Rap™ #1 Pointless Peanut Butter Rap

P to the B to the Nut to da urr
This rap song is for the gurl
she’s the one that shook the joint
her video it has no point

pop that peanut from it’s shell
putnam has no point as well
I will make you shake and shudder
when I rap of peanut butter

Creamy crunchy smooth and chunky
watch the pig and not the monkey
peter pan and lots of jif
smell the peanuts get a whiff

nice and nutty silky smooth
watch the pig now bust a move

P to the B to the Nut to da urr
This rap song is for that gurl
she’s the one that shook the joint
her video it had no point

here’s the pig with his reply
got no point but sure is fly
words that float and like to flutter
all about dat peanut butter

oh creamy chunky and dreamy
smooth like silk i need milk